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Knightwing at 2007-03-06 4:56 pm has mentioned Action Masters in their on-going series about bad toys.  Be warned there is some colorful language on their site, which we at are NOT resoponsable for.  That said I found the articles to be quite funny.  You can click here to read the full article.

Gus said,  - 2007-03-06 23:48:14
Hilarious! Though it is kinda hard for me to laugh at any Transformers toy, he has a point..Oh well, good thing the Transformers out today are probably the best ones yet, makes up for the low points when i was a kid..
sean said,  - 2007-03-07 07:20:20
stripper pole for kids. whos bright idea was that
Michael010188 said,  - 2007-03-07 08:41:47
That Flash motocycle is completely lame. They should have given him vehicle that's not ground base.
Perceptor said,  - 2007-03-07 11:37:03
I want a "Airzooka" so I can blow my brothers away the next time they piss me off! (hahaha)

Actually, someone should unleach its might upon the wise people of Tesko toy company. A "toy" stripper pole for kids? Ick, the sheer horror of it. And I thought barbie and all the "princess" garbage was bad. I figured this must be a joke. I google'd them hoping to find a bunch of links about the company being in bankrupcy court *where they belong*. Afraid not, and it apparently does exist. If found it at the bargin price of 40 (UK currency) pounds. That's with the 10 pounds off. Ick, those crazy Brits! (Sorry, I'm *not* providing a link.)

Yeah, Action Masters are at top of the heap when it comes to not so smart Transformers ideas. But by comparison to the other entries, I'd say they seem like sheer toy brilliance compared to the others!
Megatran said,  - 2007-03-07 12:40:10
A flash motorcycle? Genius.
Alec said,  - 2007-03-07 13:45:51
Yeah that stripper pole is very perverse to say the least, but that in no way represents the whole of Britain.
TriPredRavage said,  - 2007-03-07 15:07:08
Oh my God. I can't believe anybody would buy that. That is simply sick and twisted. I mean seriously, just look at it. That's freakin' aweful. That looks nothing like the real thing anyway. Soundwave is a lot clunkier than that. (Get it? That was me being funny and making it out like I'm talking about the stripper pole when I was really... oh you get it.)

In all seriousness though, I can't actually imagine anybody buying a toy stripper pole for their daughters (or sons). Anybody who does should really think twice about letting the boy next door come over and play. Then, of corse, you'll have the boy who buys it and invites the girl next door over to play. How sick has the world gotten?
Byrer prime said,  - 2007-03-07 15:53:17
Now I know what I'm getting my neice for her 6th birthday. That Airzooka looks awesome. Oh, you thought... get your minds out of the gutter.
TriPredRavage said,  - 2007-03-07 16:29:21
That was a good one BP. I just thought you were being sarcastic, but you brought in the whole joke. I mean, obviously the Airzooka looks terrible, so you couldn't possibly be so mean as to pass that on to a six year old. Funny guy, BP, funny guy. lol
Perceptor said,  - 2007-03-07 19:54:57
Speaking lousy toys... Brother B, sent me a related link which I found quite interesting/funny.

The top 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time:
Thankfully, there are no transformers on the list! (Although I hear the Hasbro design team is working on giving Movie Megatron a real working Fusion Canon which produces anti-matter by interdimensionally drawing energy directly from the sun!)

Ha, so who here remembers Lawn Darts!? "Weighted massive spears"! I may have to pull my set out of the garage... Ouch!
Byrer prime said,  - 2007-03-10 15:38:10
Ah hah! You were paying attention in your Applied Quantum Physics class, Perceptor. I thought that was your next accessory pack.
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